3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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