Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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