I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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