Sponge bath it is.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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