so explain again why im purple
no
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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