Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
We got so high we made milksteak
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I AM VODKA MAN
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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