You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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