It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
