I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Jerry, you need to find god
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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