i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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