i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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