after a month anything with tits is on the radar
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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