I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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