People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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