i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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