margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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