I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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