ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
So squirting runs in the family.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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