check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh god the rape fog is back!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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