shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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