Where are you?
In a non slutty way
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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