he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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