Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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