The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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