if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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