I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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