Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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