every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
When did we convert life to cartoon?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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