You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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