You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
