he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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