belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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