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I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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