I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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