If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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