Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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