Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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