Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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