3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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