One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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