she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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