im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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