I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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