Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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