I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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