I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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