I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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