neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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