There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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