i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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